Saturday, 10 September 2011
Harry Redknapp: the man who knew too little
I read this morning that Harry Redknapp knew nothing about Sandro signing an extension to his contract until he saw it on SSN.
This is worrying. I mean, is he not even on Twitter? Or Twitcher?
It is,of course, just the latest in a long line of really important things, affecting the club he manages, about which he knows nothing.
Maybe it's become a stock answer because of his dealings with the Revenue: 'Yeah, sorry, don't know about that; nope, can't tell you anything about that; ooh, hang on, now that one I do know happens to be for... no, sorry, it's gone again."
Let's review what he doesn't know about Spurs:
He doesn't (or didn't) know that Sandro has signed a new five year deal with the club.
He doesn't know what Luka Modric's current state of mind is.
He doesn't (or didn't) know anything about any bids Chelsea made for Modric ("only what the chairman's said").
He doesn't know if we've made any enquiry about David Beckham.
He doesn't know anything about any transfers, in or out, ever.
I'd like to know what he does know:
Daniel Levy's phone number?
The location of the 'ignore' key on his phone when TalkSport call him?
That we're playing Wolves this afternoon?
How to beat Wolves this afternoon?
Where we'll be in six months time?
Where he'll be in six months time?
Answers on a postcard please to: Harry Redknapp, Anywhere The Buck Isn't, OOTK, N17.