Tuesday, 15 March 2011


Once again, we're late with a quote from our patron. The lack of respect round here is shocking.

Anyway, with John Terry back in the mix as England captain, let's have one about being a wanker, shall we? From his breakthrough hit, Annie Hall (Woody's breakthrough hit, not Terry's)...

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."


  1. Can you find an excuse to publish pictures of Penelope Cruz every day please? I understand she's being lined up to play just off the front two this summer. She can play off my front two any time etc etc

  2. I like your thinking. I could make it a regular feature...